I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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