The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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