Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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