Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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