Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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