planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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