i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
not ubering you a puppy
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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