what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
someone owes me an orgasm
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Floor bacon is actually really good
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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