Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Send help, water and tortillas.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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