I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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