btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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