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you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail

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(816): View more from Missouri

You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.

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Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.

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I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him

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(908): View more from New Jersey

so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options

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