Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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