you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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