matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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