why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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