Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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