he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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