I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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