you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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