I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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