i can't believe i had my finger in that
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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