Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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