i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
