I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Do plants get herpes?
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