okay pat passed out under dana's car
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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