just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize