OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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