I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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