tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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