just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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