Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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