I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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