Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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