im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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