Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Randomize
