a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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