I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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