I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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