its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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