And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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