Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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