Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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