Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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