ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
