well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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