but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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