So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
my shit smells like andre
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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