WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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