Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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