I am in a vortex of obligation.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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