Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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