so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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