Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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