none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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